the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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