I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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