Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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