it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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