The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't deserve a penis
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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