discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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