You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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