So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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