So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
as a side note pls kill me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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