i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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