Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
