the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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