We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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