Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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