he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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