The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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