If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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