You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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