And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dignity is for republicans.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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