look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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