Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
