You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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