are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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