this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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