3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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