Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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