would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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