plz talk dirty to me
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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