There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
