party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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