talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My brain says no but my pants say off.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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