exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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