Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
