he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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