he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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