Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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