everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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