she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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