A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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