It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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