So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am spending my child support on dildos
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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