Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it ðŸ˜
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
