Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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