thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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