just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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