Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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