I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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