Where did you get a picture of my penis
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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