I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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