Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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