i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Im part way to drunk.
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