is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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