I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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