You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
