i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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