I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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