Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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